now don't YOU want to buy the Drinking Game version of the Wongstar Magic Running SticksTM??
my favorite thing about Slowtwits is that they b*tch about how pros don't market themselves enough. then when I run around saying I am an Asian Triathlon Superstar they say oh you can't say that--you are not Asian and you are not a superstar.
WHATEVER! You should've heard Momma Wongstar's reaction to the argument that I am not a "real" Asian!
we will see who is laughing when I make millions off the Wongstar Superstar Energy DrinkTM
and Wongstar Superstar ToothpasteTM