Jodie I think we need to get the ball rolling - can you get a sneaky photo of said bakery lady? (a more flattering/sexy name might be a good idea too!).
You're thinking along the right lines....a chef/cook, or a fellow athlete is always useful, in a "friends with benefits" kind of way....a massage therapist isn't a bad option either (since we're being picky....).
.....Just speaking from experience, being married to a triathlete and physiotherapist and being a physio, triathlete AND wedding cake maker myself - I guarantee men are simple folk, keep their tummies happy and they're always smiling
(ohhh that'll get me on the blacklist, I know the Doc hates Physios....haha)...
(PS Scottie you realise John Mayer is the ultimate 'player'.....great musician though!)