innane conversations

[Scott DeFillipis - "Scott D"]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYmW_aE8o4s&feature=related

Very flattered ladies!  Thank you for looking out for me!!! When Scottie falls, he falls like a rocket from outer space! I know immediately if its yea or  nae, like the lady in the bakery hehe she's married ugh!  But click on the link above and listen closely as John Mayer has written a gem on this track!!!

[kristymuir]

Jodie I think we need to get the ball rolling - can you get a sneaky photo of said bakery lady? (a more flattering/sexy name might be a good idea too!). 
You're thinking along the right lines....a chef/cook, or a fellow athlete is always useful, in a "friends with benefits" kind of way....a massage therapist isn't a bad option either (since we're being picky....).
.....Just speaking from experience, being married to a triathlete and physiotherapist and being a physio, triathlete AND wedding cake maker myself - I guarantee men are simple folk, keep their tummies happy and they're always smiling
(ohhh that'll get me on the blacklist, I know the Doc hates Physios....haha)...

Photo!!

(PS Scottie you realise John Mayer is the ultimate 'player'.....great musician though!)

[jodie]

He's only perfectly lonely cos he gets massage and cooking off me already......he is just missing good old loving girls

[Brandon Marsh - "-Tex"]

@jodie...you are cooking for scottie now?  Or are you talking about James?  And are you seriously cooking...have the fire extinguisher ready!!

[DamienC]

he is just missing good old loving girls

So Scottie is looking for a Cougar? 

[rebekahkeat]

yes i think he is looking for a 'cougar' as the last woman he spotted was the Leysin Bakery lady and she has to be 40 plus!He noticed she had a wedding ring...' shot down' poor boy!

[DamienC]

@jodie...you are cooking for scottie now?  Or are you talking about James?  And are you seriously cooking...have the fire extinguisher ready!!

I'm willing to bet if you check James and Scottie's cellphones, both have the Leysin Emergency Services on speed dial.  Sure that is just a coincidence though... 

[jodie]

i know....i screwed it up yesterday too.....bout 20 quids worth of prawns ruined...i used vodka cos i didnt have white wine....didnt do the same.  It's ok james told me I shouldn't beat myself up over it and made some gorgeous concoction for them with leftovers...i had peas and ketchup for punishment....i can make u peas and ketchup

[jodie]

i cook for both - whether they like it or not!  i screwed it up last night i even burnt my peas.  sucks

[aftriguy]

i cook for both - whether they like it or not!  i screwed it up last night i even burnt my peas.  sucks

Hold on, I am confused................Why were YOU cooking dinner on your Birthday?  Something doesn't sound right here..................

[DamienC]

Because I think that is probably the safest option!  James is many things, but I don't think Chef is in his repertoire.  Although I am sure he will protest... 

Then again, Jodie did manage to burn the peas...  Can you please explain HTF you managed to do that?!?    Even I haven't managed that (yet)!

[amymarsh]

I don't really understand why we're all coming over this evening if you can't cook.  Are we ordering in?

[Scott DeFillipis - "Scott D"]

I must admit, James is the best cook in the house!  Jodie and I have a crack but sometimes James has to come in and add a touch or two in order to complete the meal, a la the other night   Jodie does make a fine cup of tea, however!!  I guess the same can be said for my pot of coffee??  I'm pretty good at water the flowers as well so please have a look around at them when you all are over tonight!!