Doc had a good go at us in the pool today. Seems some people were not following instructions very well... tut tut

But as everyone here knows, Doc only has our best interests at heart, which it reminded me of a little story I heard on a movie recently (actually the movie wasn't recent at all - 10 points if you know it!):
One day a little swallow was flying south for the winter when a big storm swept him up and sent him into the freezing high altitude air, freezing his little wings solid. Unable to fly, he plummeted to the ground and landed in a field, frozen stiff. A cow came by and walked right over him, dropping a large pile of dung right on his head. The warm steamy turd defrosted the swallow and revived him. He was so happy that he began to sing. A nearby cat heard the singing, pulled the little swallow out of the turd, cleaned him off, ...and ate him.
The moral of the story: Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy, and not every one who gets you out of shit is your friend. And if you find yourself somewhere warm and comfortable, wherever you may be, just keep your big mouth shut and enjoy it!